Adulting: Step 172: Do not talk about how drunk you are unless you are answering questions posed to you by a medical professional

“No matter how drunk you get, the phrase, “I am soooooooo wasted!” may not pass your lips once you are older than 22.” 

Farewell, familiar phrase.


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Hey, Americans, happy St. Patrick’s Day! Irish readers, I’ve been told that we totally corrupted your holiday and ruined the spirit, and if that is so I’m sorry. That is just something us Americans are great at. A national pasttime, if you will. Baseball and co-opting other people’s cultural…

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    Yessss. I get easily irritated with people who exclaim, every time they drink, how drunk they are. Yes, dear, we can...
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    22.” Farewell, familiar phrase.
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    Reblogged for truth and great justice.
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    Hell yes!
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